Guess where I am?

Mari Carr wrote this in the wee hours:

I wrote this blog post on Monday, April 26 because I was afraid I wouldn’t have easy access to a computer today. Why? Because I’m at the Romantic Times Convention in Columbus, Ohio. To say I’m excited about this opportunity is an UNDERSTATEMENT and for an array of reasons.

So…I thought I’d countdown the ten things I’m most looking forward to at the conference.

10. Meeting fellow authors. Some that I’m most looking forward to seeing in person include Charlaine Harris, Celeste Bradley, Alexis Fleming, and Sabrina Jeffries.

9. Reconnecting with authors I met (and loved) at Lori Foster’s last year, including Bianca D’Arc.

8. Attending publisher spotlights and learning more about the companies for whom I write. Can’t wait to have faces to put to names for the lovely folks at Liquid Silver.

7. The Mr. Romance competition. Hot cover models. Need I say more?

6. The special nightly events. I’m attending a Fairy ball on Thursday and a Vampire party on Friday. I even have costumes. I feel like a kid playing dress up again and I can’t wait to dance the night away.

5. The workshops. I love to learn–love it–and I’ve signed up for some pretty awesome workshops including one on plotting a menage book. Where else but in romance?! LOL

4. Bad Boy Bingo. Love bingo. Love bad boys. ’nuff said!

3. Hanging out with friends. I’ve had the opportunity to make some amazing friends through my writing and I’m really looking forward to seeing them and chilling out. My gal pals Jambrea Jo Jones, Jayne Rylon, Valerie Tibbs, and Lexxie Couper will all be there and I have a feeling I’ll be hoarse before the end of the second day from talking too much.

 2. The book signings–the ebook expo and the print bookfair. I’ve never done a signing and while I’m nervous as hell, I’m also excited to be able to sit behind that table as an author. It’s absolutely a dream coming true for me.

1. The memories. I have no doubt I will cherish the memories of this event for a lifetime.

If any of you are at RT and reading this, I hope you’ll come find me and say hey!

Now I remember why I stopped playing guitar…

Shara Lanel wrote this in the wee hours:

A fellow author, about to move overseas, sold me her guitar. My last guitar before this one was my dad’s acoustic and it’s really too fat for me to reach around with either my arm or my fingers. Long before that I played an electric guitar that I’d received for Christmas ages ago. The only problem with that was lugging the amp around as well as the guitar, and so I put it away.

I played a little bit the day I got the guitar, not worrying about getting it perfectly in tune. I wanted to familiarize my fingers with the chords again and get used to the stabbing pain that comes from playing without calouses. Yes, I really did suck, but it was fun looking through all my angst-ridden old songs. Hopefully I never actually showed any of these to my exes. How embarrassing!

But today I couldn’t seem to get it in tune. Not at all. And every time I adjusted a string I seemed to make it worse. (This reminds me of my computer sometimes.) I even have a tuner, like a mini harmonica that plays the base strings. But I can hear when I’ve got it wrong, but I can’t tell whether it’s flat or sharp unless it’s really flat or sharp. (A little like writing, I think, when something’s just not working but you’re not sure how to fix it.)

So I strum the top three strings. Okay, I’ve gotten them close enough that I won’t cringe when I play, but then I play the G. Why is it always the G? I can’t get this one right to save my life. High E and low E can be harmonious, but that damn string right in the middle…grr! I’m suddenly wishing my dad was here just so he could tune the stupid thing.

He’s an hour away, so I’m pretty sure he won’t drop everything just to drive out and help me with something so rediculous.

I should stop playing, right? Go back to my computer? Well, let me tell you about that piece of crap… Actually I won’t tell you or I’ll get pissed off all over again.

Next task at hand: sewing on snaps. How do you think that’s going to go with flimsy string and a tiny needle?

~Shara

http://www.sharalanel.com

Sisters- HA!

Vivian Arend wrote this terribly early in the morning:

True confession–I have two older brothers, no sisters. When friends always gushed about their sisters and how close they were, and borrowing clothes and chatting about boys and…

**shudders** I know WHY I have no sisters. As a very tomboyish child, having older bro’s was the way to go. And in both Jr and Sr Highschool (as we call it in Canada) I had guys as pals. Yup–me and ten guys sitting together in the cafeteria, or heading out on a Friday night to the movies. Completely awesome as I never once paid for a movie in my high school years, and totally SUCKS as there was never a chance to actually like like anyof them–it was as if I had nine extra chaparones available at all times.

Maybe that’s why I feel comfy writing about a guys POV. The things I’ve heard…

I wasn’t without my girly influences. I swam sychro, and maybe that’s why all my friends at school were guys. I got more than my fair share of girl time in the pool. And oh yeah, girls and boys are different. I know, totally brilliant deduction, Sherlock…but listen. It’s not just the dangly parts, or lack thereof.

This past winter I got a chance to write a few stories with Celia Kyle. We hit it off nicely, and the first of those three books is now available. All my sisterly ambitions have been meet. Not only did Ce and I laugh and gossip and talk about sex (!), we did it all in the safety of our own homes–never actually having to share shoes. Or bras, or whatever it is that girly girl sisters do.

Peerless and Faetful are twinned stories about…twins! These books follow the madcap adventures (very tongue in cheek) of the two potential heirs to the throne of Fae. In Peerless, my girl Jessica starts the show, sharing her POV of events as they unfold. In Faetful, Celia took charge of Thalia, and it’s her POV that begin and end the show. And in the middles? Delightful chaos.

These are lighthearted books– the only thing that died during the writing were our tummy muscles. Oh, and tongue in cheek, yes, but the heat warning on the story means you should expect tongues in other naughty places as well. **whistles innocently and wonders if I’m allowed to say that here**

In conclusion–if you’d like something deep and meaningful, ummm–there’s a great new book out by Orsen Scott Card… But if you think you might enjoy taking a dip to lighten your day for an hour with a short HAWT read?

Come fall for Fae.

Peerless is available here

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Vivian is all over the place these days with cowboys, Fae Princesses, twisted Aesop’s and other adventures in the release pile. You can see all the mischief she’s up to at Romance, Hot and Wild, including a contest for prizes.

Her cohort in crime, Celia, can be found being Sensual and Sexy with a whole ton of books. Both of them say thank you for visiting, and we’ll be back soon with info about Faetful. And Thalia HATES that she has to wait. It’s all Jessica’s fault, you know…SISTERS!

Morning After … Eye of the Storm

Rae Morgan wrote this in the wee hours:

Eye of the Storm is the first book in the Security Specialists International series.  SSI was founded by the Maddox brothers; the organization works as an independent security firm and hires out to private individuals, multinational corporations, foreign governments, and even the US government.

Here is the blurb:

Keely Walsh has three doctorates, five older brothers and has never met a situation she couldn’t handle. While consulting with the NSA, she discovers sensitive government information indicating her brother, a private security operative, is in danger. Keely travels to the dangerous Triple Frontier in South America to warn him and his colleagues and finds the last thing she expects–a man who sends icy shivers down her spine even as he lights every one of her fires.

Ren Maddox, co-owner of Security Specialists International, a security firm that works for large corporations and governments, is on an intelligence-gathering mission for the US government when a petite strawberry blonde armed with a Bren Ten and an attitude ten feet tall pops out of the Argentine jungle with a warning of imminent danger. The fact she is one hundred percent correct shocks him to his socks. The fact she is Tweeter Walsh’s baby sister and can fight like the fiercest Marine is beside the point. No one who looks like Keely should ever be in danger. And once he gets her out of the current situation, he’ll make it his life’s work to protect the feisty, sexy, little woman from any and all danger.

One alpha male. One determined and independent female. One hot, tumultuous relationship.

Excerpt:

Iguazu River, Argentina, the Triple Frontier.

Keely Walsh stopped to rest. Even with the shade from the rain forest canopy, the heat was oppressive. Tipping back her broad-brimmed hat, she wiped the sweat out of her eyes, then took a deep drink of water from the canteen she carried. So far, according to her portable GPS, she’d traveled two klicks from her landing site. If her coordinates were correct, and they always were, she should see the village in less than another kilometer. Right now all she could see were trees, low-growing foliage, and more trees.

After she’d landed the chopper in a small, elevated clearing, she’d followed a faint path leading down and away from the landing site. She surmised the path had been cleared a day or so ago, then just as quickly overgrown. It led in the general direction of the village. She’d seen marijuana growing in the clearing, so it made sense the locals would need a path to get to their cash crop.

Shrugging her backpack off, she let it slip to the ground. She knelt and pulled out the white cotton shirt she’d worn on the plane, then put it on over her tank top. It was way too hot and humid for any covering, but she couldn’t have her brother go nuts if he saw the bruises on her shoulders and upper chest. Time enough for explanations later, after they were safe in the hotel suite she’d booked in the Iguazu National Park before securing transportation and her weapons. She sighed, imagining how good the air conditioning would feel after this steam-bath hike. The hotel had a pool and a pool bar. She could almost taste a large Pepsi with ice as she dangled her legs in the cool water.

God, she hated heat, humidity, insects and snakes, all of which jungles had in abundance. Only for her favorite brother, Stuart “Tweeter” Walsh, would she do this–plus there had been no one else. Her father, Marine Corps Colonel Kennard Walsh, was on a training mission. The call to her other four brothers had not produced the instant response needed. The twins, Loren and Paul, were on a SEAL mission and the other two, Devin and Andy, were Marines searching Afghanistan’s caves for terrorists. By the time their emergency leave was approved, Tweeter would be dead. And she couldn’t trust anyone else but her mother Molly–and her Dad would kill her if she involved her mama in this mess.

She was it–the only person who could warn her brother about the trap. She couldn’t stay safely in Massachusetts while Tweeter was in danger. He’d protected her over the years, and she could do no less for him.

She let the shirt tails hang over her baggy khakis. She slid the knife she’d bought from a wizened little man named Bazon in Puerto Iguazu into its sheath, then clipped it and the holster holding the Bren Ten she’d purchased onto the belt at the small of her back. Nothing like a Bren to make your point. She’d taken the finding of the rare gun as a sign that her mission would be a success. There’d only been fifteen hundred made and the odds were astronomical against her finding the gun she was most comfortable handling. Her dad had taught her to shoot with a Bren. It was highly accurate and had hitting power. She checked the magazine and found it fully loaded with all ten .45 caliber rounds. She locked the hammer back to the “condition one” setting; a flick of the safety and she would be good to go for single shot or automatic fire.

Satisfied she was as ready as she could be, she headed once more in the direction of the village where Tweeter, along with his Security Specialist International team, were allegedly meeting an informant.

SSI was a security firm specializing in international troubleshooting for private corporations and governments who would rather not use their own intelligence personnel. Ren and Trey Maddox, both ex-special forces, had established their headquarters and training facility in Sanctuary, Idaho, a SSI-owned town at the edge of the Nez Perce National Forest. SSI’s current mission had been arranged through the U.S. Department of Defense and the National Clandestine Service or NCS; the classified report she’d come across while working on a project for the government had outlined the mission as an information-gathering on a reputed al Qaeda organization operating out of the Argentinian section of the Triple Frontier.

What it really was? A specially designed trap for Ren Maddox and anyone who accompanied him.
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Strange Hollow – Love’s Nest

Marisa Chenery wrote this in the wee hours:

Love's Nest

My second Strange Hollow book, Love’s Nest, was released yesterday at Liquid Silver. For those of you who have already read my first SH book, Jinx and Her Werewolf, you’ll recognize Lilin who is the heroine of Love’s Nest. I really had to write her story. I couldn’t leave her hanging waiting for her werewolf to come along.

Blurb:

Lilin, the owner of Love’s Nest a B & B in Strange Hollow, always knew her mate would be a werewolf. As a succubus who had been born beautiful instead of ugly, and her refusing to seduce men to steal their energy, she was disowned by her family. When a new werewolf comes to town, she knows he is the one for her. Even though he displays all the signs of his mating urge kicking in when around her, he refuses to claim her as his. Not willing to let him get away, Lilin has a few tricks up her sleeve to get him to change his mind.

Galen had come to Strange Hollow to start out fresh. His nose has been the bane of his existence. Whenever he meets a woman he is attracted to, his nose tells him she is the one meant for him. Only after he has slept with her does he find out she isn’t. Not wanting to take a chance that she isn’t his mate, Galen had made it a practice to seduce every woman that set off his mating urge. Of course, it caused more problems than not with the rest of the male werewolves in his pack. Deciding to go lone wolf to get away from his problems, Galen tries to fight his mating urge when he meets Lilin. Knowing she isn’t really his mate, he tries to resist her. But the question is, how long can he stay strong when the woman he wishes was his does everything she can to get him into bed?

Excerpt:

Galen ended up spending the rest of the afternoon upstairs in his room. Lilin knew he had to be hiding from her. Around suppertime, he finally emerged from his room and headed straight out the front door. He didn’t so much as look at her as he walked past where she stood at the bottom of the stairs. Galen wore his leather jacket and carried his motorcycle helmet in his hand. Lilin heard the sound of his motorcycle starting a minute later.

She tried not to watch the clock the whole time he was gone. If Galen didn’t come back on time her whole plan would be ruined, to say the least. She made her own supper and had just finished filling the sinks to do the dishes when the front door opened. Lilin breathed a sigh of relief at the sound of Galen’s heavy footfalls going up the stairs. She made no move to follow him. He had come back with lots of time to spare.

While she washed the dishes, Lilin found herself listening for any sounds coming from the floor above. Galen’s room was directly over the kitchen. When he had been out, she had found her thoughts drawn to him time and time again. Another sign, at least to her, that he was her mate. Thora had told her what it had been like before Daker had claimed her as his mate. Thora had said she couldn’t stop thinking about Daker. She had said it bordered pretty darned close to an obsession. Lilin hadn’t reached that stage yet, but she knew it would only get worse as time went on.

And once Galen claimed her, they wouldn’t want to be apart from each other for very long. Their souls would join the first time they made love, becoming truly mated. Lilin longed for that kind of mating, the forging of a bond that was stronger than any marriage vows. Even though she hadn’t kept it a secret that she felt her future mate would be a werewolf, she really had no way of knowing for sure. It was mostly wishful thinking on her part. A dream she hoped would come true if she believed in it strongly enough. After growing up in a family of females who thought sex was only a means to an end, and incapable of feeling love for the opposite sex, Lilin had long decided only a werewolf mate would complete her. No child of hers would have to grow up not knowing who their father was because their mother couldn’t remember who she had slept with.

A little before seven, Lilin set up her weapon. All she needed was Daker. At exactly seven on the dot, the doorbell rang. She opened the door and yanked Daker inside. Lilin closed the door behind him before she maneuvered him over to the bottom of the stairs. He gave her a questioning look when she lifted the portable fan she had set close by. Lilin turned it on full blast and aimed it right at Daker’s face.

Daker held up his hand as if to block the fan. “Lilin! What the hell are you doing?”

“Just stand right there.” She said slowly, “Give it a minute. One. Two. Three.”

By the time she reached three she heard Galen’s door slam open. She quickly turned off the fan and placed it on the floor next to the stairs. Lilin had to bite her lip to keep from smiling as Galen appeared at the top of the stairs and glared down at Daker. He thumped down them and pushed Daker out of the way so he could stand between Daker and her. Galen let out a low growl of warning.

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Marisa Chenery

www.marisachenery.com

Editing the Sexy

Juniper Bell wrote this in the wee hours:

Editing the Sexy

Now that I’ve been around the erotic romance block a few times (with three books out), there’s something I want to say.

It’s time for a huge shout-out to my editors, and to all editors of erotic fiction. Seriously, it must be one of the strangest jobs in the world. Who else is going to point out that our heroine must be a world-class gymnast for her legs to reach around the hero’s hips while she’s giving him a foot massage and licking his…(whatever)? Who else is going to break it to us that no one likes the word “frisson”? That we used the word “thrust” four times in the same paragraph? That the way we wrote that underwater sex scene, they would have drowned two minutes into it? That we should find a better phrase than “turgid love pole”?

(By the way, all examples contained in this post are completely fabricated and have nothing to do with anything I’ve ever submitted to any editor.)

As writers of erotic fiction, we want our readers to get lost in the scenes we create, carried away by the sizzling chemistry and compelling emotions. But how can that happen when “erection” has an extra “r” or when the characters seem to be in a demented game of Twister? If a hot scene works for you, chances are it’s partly thanks to an editor who broke it down and made sure everything made sense.

Of course, editors work on the whole story, not just the sex scenes. But when I get a round of edits back, it’s always the comments on the sex scenes that crack me up. That’s when I picture the editor in some public place…coffee shop or airplane…working on her laptop…wearing horn-rimmed glasses and a chic ponytail…reading a hot ménage scene and spotting typos amid the floating body parts. Next to her is a buttoned-up businessman who can’t help reading over her shoulder. She feels a frisson of awareness, right before he thrusts his…

But that’s a story for another day. For now, big thanks to all the editors who comb through sex scenes for misspelled naughty words, stray semicolons and impossible acrobatics. Everyone who loves steamy books owes you a big thank you. You make things hotter for all of us.

Juniper Bell

http://JuniperBell.com

Dance

mima wrote this in the wee hours:

My favorite scene in my next Bonded fantasy, Within Reason, is when one of the heroes dances for his other lovers around a bonfire. I’m a huge fan of the show So You Think You Can Dance (starting on Fox in one month!) and dance of all genres in general. Myself, I can pick up a bruise walking across the room. In fact, a few months ago I managed to sprain my ankle getting off the couch. Thought I broke it and even went to the ER. So in honor of all the coordinated, bodily-gifted people, our flash theme today is DANCE. Any synonym, the concept, anything related. Shall we?

Mima is a paranormal erotic romance author living in western NY. Visit her at mimawithin.com for excerpts and info.

Erotic Photography

Jolie Cain wrote this terribly early in the morning:

I am a huge fan of erotic photography. Now, I’m not talking graphic porn stuff or cheesy airbrushed models like you see in men’s magazines. In fact, I think some of the most erotic photography doesn’t contain any nudity at all. Instead, it’s all about the expression on the face of the model or models. Or the position of the body. The lighting. So many things.

Many times I’ve gotten inspiration for one of my books from a photograph that really captured my imagination.

My favorite is black and white photography, though I must admit that there are some gorgeous pieces out there in color as well. I thought I’d share some of my favorite photographs by some really brilliant photographers of beautiful erotica.

Alex Krivtsov

Robert Alvarado

Igor Vasiliadis

Jo Gaetz

What type of photographs do you find erotic?

The Next Generation…

Jennifer Leeland wrote this around lunchtime:

When I finished “Regaining Command”, I had no idea that it would be thirty years (in the Command universe) before the next book began.
Yet, “Commanded to Yield” isn’t about the generation that colonized the distant planet, Asberek. It’s about the children who have been born and raised on the new colony. Like many colonies, the generation born there has a different perspective, a different outlook than their parents.
Donny Pasquel, the hero of “Regaining Command”, has three (count ‘em, three) daughters who all have their own quirks. There were questions that come up for me when I began to write “Commanded To Yield” (coming soon to LSB).
What would being raised on a planet that has an atmosphere filled with Sexual Endorphins Xstasy, or S.E.X., the drug that increases sexual need to a dangerous, almost fatal level? What did the sexual practices on Asberek do to the culture so newly begun?
The answers? Are more complicated than I first believed. It never occurred to me that some people would enjoy being under the influence of S.E.X. Silly me. Apparently, the reward outweighs the risk.
The next generation is fascinating with its political savvy and knowledgeable sexual experience. In “Commanded To Yield”, I introduce Matthew Lestrano, the son of Dr. Jenia Carstairs and Paul Lestrano (from “Resisting Command”). He’s completely loyal to Asberek and no one is going to threaten the colony on his watch.
Almost immediately, I had Matthew’s story and three other stories featuring Donny Pasquel’s daughters. The next generation is a gold mine of new Command goodness.
One of my favorite “Next Generation” series is Terry Brook’s Shannara series. So, here’s a question for you. What’s your favorite “Next Generation”? Star Trek? Star Wars? Tell me.

13 Ways to Keep Romance in Your Life

Jeanne St. James wrote this in the wee hours:
13 WAYS TO KEEP ROMANCE IN YOUR LIFE

I only post occasionally on this blog since I have my own blog and also I am part of the ROMANCE WRITERS BEHAVING BADLY blog with some other authors (including some other LSB authors). So since my day to blog falls on a Thursday, I decided to do a Thursday Thirteen! I find them fun to do and fun to read…

In fact, I am doing TWO Thursday Thirteens today. The first part will be here and the second part will be continued on my personal blog: The Rantings and Ravings of Jeanne St. James. So stop by and let me know what you think…

Romance is really important for relationships. It’s my opinion that romance is important to EVERYONE, not just people in relationships. So here’s ways to keep “romance” in your life:

1. Buy and read romance novels. It’s a fun way to fantasize and/or bring a little romance into your life.

2. Buy yourself (if you are single) or your partner flowers.

3. Leave your loved one a note in his briefcase, in her purse, or in their lunch.

4. Mail them a sexy card.

5. Make up “coupons” for your lover for use at a later date. Like “One free kiss” or a “15 min back rub.” You get the picture. Get creative.

6. Make a candlelit dinner.

7. Give your significant other a kiss when he or she gets home from work. Meet them at the door and use some tongue!

8. Draw up your partner a bubble bath. And share it!

9. Surprise your loved one by joining them in the shower… And scrub his or her back!

10. Buy a new piece of lingerie and model it for your lover.

11. Give your partner a massage with warm oils.

12. Undress each other, taking it slow and easy.

13. Hold hands next time you are out in public.
Ok, now hop on over to my blog for more easy romantic ideas to help spice up your love life!

Jeanne St. James is an erotic romance author who loves to write about an Alpha male (or two!). Especially one in uniform: cops, Feds, or even football players! She started telling tales when she was 13 years old. She resides in south central Pennsylvania near Hershey chocolate and the Amish. She’s a HUGE Steelers fan!

Her hot and steamy contemporary romances can include a male/female, a menage (male/male/female) or male/male relationship. It depends on what’s floating her boat at the moment.

To learn more about Jeanne and her books, visit her at her web site jeannestjames.com.


Also, my erotic romance, BANGED UP, is currently available at Liquid Silver Books here. For the Kindle here. Read Chapter One here. You can find me on Facebook (www.facebook.com/jeannestjames), MySpace (www.myspace.com/jeannestjames) and Twitter (www.twitter.com/jeannestjames).