May 31, 2010
“The Talk”
First and foremost, a heartfelt thank you to those who’ve served our country. I think this quote says it best:
I have never been able to think of the day as one of mourning; I have never quite been able to feel that half-masted flags were appropriate on [Memorial Day]. I have rather felt that the flag should be at the peak, because those whose dying we commemorate rejoiced in seeing it where their valor placed it. We honor them in a joyous, thankful, triumphant commemoration of what they did. ~Benjamin Harrison
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My topic today comes at a bit of a surprise for myself. I’m a mom of two boys, 9 and 11. I’ve not been avoiding having the birds and bees talk with them, it just hasn’t happened yet. Until now, that is. Well, I actually haven’t had the talk yet, but I will have to, and soon.
Yesterday, I was helping my oldest log into our desktop computer and opened a browser only to discover one of the saved tabs was a Boob website. I quickly closed it thinking it was a viral type pop up, when he says “That’s nothing.” Granted, it took me a few, but then it hit me. That’s. Nothing. Holy Shit, he knew what that was?! So I asked, “What do you mean, ‘That’s nothing’?” He just repeated it then I watched him walk out of the room with that wave of fear you get before you know you’re gonna crash wash over me.
When I told my husband he chuckled and smiled, like a proud, puffed up peacock. Of course he would. He’s a man and thinks about boobs every two seconds, but for me, for their mama, it hit me like a ton of bricks that they’re not my babies anymore.
So. We have to have “the talk” with them. My husband said he had it when he was 10 but couldn’t really remember what his Dad said, and my mother never actually said anything to me about it, just gave me a book to read. My oldest has Asperger’s Syndrome so explaining things will have to be very simple and direct which I’m hoping works for the younger one too.
Funny how my daily work entails all manner of sex details yet a simple birds and bees conversation with my children is almost paralyzing me! *reaches for brown lunch bag* *deep breaths, Tina deep, slow, long breaths*
I’d love to hear your stories of either your “talk” or how you had the conversation with your kids.
Two random commenters will be drawn to win a free ebook download, the book, of course, will have lots and lots of sex! LOL.
Help!
Tina
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