August 26, 2007
Sex Flash Free For All
Anything goes today!!!
100 word Flash Fiction on any topic you choose.
I’ll be your hostess, but I’m sleeping in, and I’m on West coast time. So I’ll see you all around three-ish East coast time. What? When I say sleep in I mean sleep in.
Here’s what I’ve got to start you off.
Shoes in hand, purse and jacket in the other I creep down the stairs. I pray for continued silence, hope that Morpheus keeps him. I’m only wearing one earring. They’re my favorite pair.
It’s almost enough to have me turning back, climbing the stairs, to search the detritus strewn floor. But I’m scared to wake him, to see IT again.
The back hair. Oh Lord, the back hair. Last night it was only an odd tactile sensation, one easily forgotten in a haze of vodka. In the cold light of morning it was like waking up next to Big Foot.
Hope you enjoyed that!
I’m going to try and recruit some assistant hosts to play with you all (not that I think you’re burn the place down without supervision. Actually, that’s exactly what I think,) so, BE NICE!
Filed under: Flash Fiction, Sex
135 Comments
August 26th, 2007 at 2:35 am
woohoo, I am on west coast too,but Alaska time but I will be back to play!!
August 26th, 2007 at 4:03 am
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August 26th, 2007 at 7:59 am
waving at Lila and Y! i have to work again today damn it. i may be able to squeeze one out (with lots of grunting and sweating…heh) later in the afternoon.
August 26th, 2007 at 8:26 am
Here’s mine. 100 w/out title.
Waking
Not awake yet, but beginning to become aware of her surroundings. The bed moved.
I’m not alone.
Eyes open, she lay in the darkness, able to see not one glimmer of light. She smelled nothing. Spread her hand against the satin sheets. Definitely not hers.
Where the hell am I? Where am I!
She stuffed a knuckle in her mouth and bit down, striving to remember where she’d been, what she’d done. She bit back a scream.
“Honey?” Light flooded her eyes, and her boyfriend smiled down at her. “Morning. Did the blindfold help you sleep over at my place?”
August 26th, 2007 at 9:23 am
Hunter Gatherer
It was just a flash at the edge of his field of vision. Red. Billowy. Blown against a pair of hips. The Y shape of the pressed fabric at the top of her hips reminded him of sweaty hands and high school doodles.
Turning, he stared openly and with one lingering sweep that started at her red high-heels and ended at a pair of sea green eyes framed by honey-blond hair that swept back revealing diamond studs on each ear, he decided.
She smiled then looked away, her gaze falling to the broken concrete of the sidewalk.
Mine, he decided.
August 26th, 2007 at 9:25 am
Morning all. I jez love freestyle. As always – 100 without the title. I’m working on three other things so I’ll be in and out but definately a player today. Pun intended.
Have fun!
D:
August 26th, 2007 at 9:43 am
That Gentleman In the Corner
He’d seen it a thousand times before. The hair flips, furtive glances as she spoke with her friend – the one that kept her safe – the leg crossed, sliding fabric, then uncrossed.
Waving down his waitress, this evening’s backup plan, he inquired.
She glanced again and he smiled. Her gaze went to her purse where slender fingers pulled out a pack of Slims. A small flick of her tongue as she guided it between her lips, flicked her Bic, and sucked.
His backup plan smiled, said something, pointed, and sat a glass on the table.
She smiled and crossed her legs.
August 26th, 2007 at 9:58 am
Hello Lila, and Rhian, and Y, and Kayelle, and JP…
I have to work this afternoon, but hope to join the party later today:)
Hope everyone is having a wonderful weekend
Hugs
Roxy
August 26th, 2007 at 9:59 am
The Hunter Hunted
“Do you have a light?â€
Turning from his conversation he took in the raven haired beauty at his elbow. A smile, a flash of gold, and he watched as red lips puckered and sucked.
“Thanks,†she said and turned away, discarding him as quickly as she’d intruded.
He followed the flow of her locks to bare shoulders and breathed deep. Nice, he decided, about to turn away.
She laughed at something said and leaned into him slightly, her bare back pressed briefly into his chest and his chin nestled in her hair.
He whispered in her ear, “My name’s Tom.â€
August 26th, 2007 at 10:24 am
Backup Plan
“Keep the change.â€
Her fingers brushed his palm as she withdrew her hand, the bills disappearing into a pocket on her short apron.
“Thanks!†she said, flashing a smile.
“Looks like a busy night,†he replied, not ready to release his prey.
She pulled on her hair, flipped it over her shoulder and answered, “Sure is!â€
“Good music too,†he yelled as the band started to play.
She said with another smile, “Yeah, they always draw big crowds.â€
He smiled broadly; lifted his drink in a toast, and upped the antae, “I bet you do too!â€
She giggled.
He knew.
August 26th, 2007 at 10:51 am
OKay, so I get an e-mail from Lila this morning asking to help baby sit the sex blog. Problem is my eyes are barely open myself. I’ll see what I can come up with and come back later, but I’m putting together a submission today and that’s where my focus is at the moment.
JP, OMG The hunter hunted, I bow to you. That’s brilliant!
August 26th, 2007 at 11:06 am
Another John
Where do they get them, he wondered, as he shrugged out of his cashmere overcoat and draped it over the mahogany counter, a dimpled smile for the coat-check girl?
“And how are you this evening, sir?â€
Much better since leaving my coat, he thought, as he admired the blond beauty’s red tipped fingers.
“Just fine Miss…â€
“Brook,†she provided with a smile.
He watched as she draped his coat on a heavy wood hanger hung it, not missing the stretch of fabric across her hips, the faint outline of a garter-strap appearing.
“Here you are Mr.…â€
“Just call me John.â€
August 26th, 2007 at 11:13 am
Thanks Sam. Oh, may I call you Sam? I’m JP, I’m… ah, in town on business…
August 26th, 2007 at 11:21 am
May I Have this Dance
“You’re, ah,†she faltered as his thigh pressed between hers and he spun her seductively to the music, “really good.â€
He smiled and took a step back mirroring her move before stepping in again, their thighs mating once more.
It wasn’t the music that has my heart pounding. No, she thought, as his open palm slid across her back to her side where it rested warmly beside her breast. Not the music.
His smile deepened as he stepped back, slid his right foot out just as she did her left, pulled her hand high and spun her under his arm.
August 26th, 2007 at 11:22 am
i’m too tired to think new today. here’s the opening scene of my wip.
jp- i really loved hunter gatherer
He fell in love with her the first time he saw her. She was sad, tired. He just wanted to take her in his arms and make it all better.
Leaving his perch, he moved into the people, his cat-embossed leathers opening a path as if they were freshly skinned. They knew him for what he was: predator.
Crouching, he cautiously sat down next to her. “Good morning.â€
“Hi.†She looked at him openly, curious and surprised. “I like your cats.â€
The little girl simply climbed right onto him, in that clumsy warm way of small children.
August 26th, 2007 at 11:37 am
mima, very cute! I can see that whole thing.
JP you are magnifique today. As always.
Lila, are you up yet? Off to try my hand – I’ll be back.
August 26th, 2007 at 11:43 am
Gmorning all.
THanks for stopping by everyone. I sse JP is here, rocking it as per usual.
Need caffeine… brb.
August 26th, 2007 at 11:48 am
Your Place or Mine
She looked across at her friend who was obviously all agog with the guy from the corner that dances great and has nice deep dimples. Some safety net you are!
Yes, she thought, I wanted you here. I certainly sent all the right signals.
Looking at Mr. Dimples sitting at her side she noted the five o-clock shadow, strong chin, and lovely warm eyes.
And you read them all right, didn’t you, Mr. Dimples. All my signals. She sipped her drink and waited.
The music started and she accepted his proffered hand.
I’m going to be stupid tonight, she decided.
August 26th, 2007 at 11:51 am
I’m sort of up. Mostly up.
For sure one of my eyes is open.
JP- Mr. Dimples? *snort*
August 26th, 2007 at 11:53 am
I love the “I’m going to be stupid tonight” line, especially since it was something she decided. lol! Mind if I borrow that somewhere?
Here’s my second try. I’m working on a story with a Kin, one of my feline characters. 100 w/o title.
Hungry?
She opened the refrigerator and reached past the beer, rattling bottles. “I don’t have any raw meat, but I think this is cheese.” She pulled out the wrapped package and opened it, took a cautious sniff. Sniffed again. “It looks kind of hard.” Turning, she held it out to him.
His ears went straight back, brows lifting. “Uh…” With a catlike sneeze, he turned his head. “S’ok. Not … hungry.” His stomach picked that moment to growl, alerting her to his lie.
“Uh-huh. Thought Kin liked cheese.”
He hid slashed-pupil eyes behind long lashes. “Rather eat a hairball than that.”
August 26th, 2007 at 11:55 am
Awesome Kayelle!
August 26th, 2007 at 11:56 am
Hairball? Ummm… Let me think. I’m with him. Let me tell ya about this hair that got stuck in my throat…
Come on Lila, that was at least a chucklesnort!
August 26th, 2007 at 11:56 am
Here’s another attempt, continued saga of the first story:
–
Out the front door I crept, pausing on the prickly door -mat to put on my shoes. I bush my hair back and smooth out my wrinkled dress. A night on the floor had not been kind to the high gloss material. I start off down the street, my high heels tip-tapping. Joggers sneered, elderly people watering their posies looked me up and down, judging me in less time than it takes me to flip open my cell phone.
The sunlight hurts my eyes. I want this over and done with, this walk of shame.
August 26th, 2007 at 11:58 am
A chucklesnort?
Okay saying THAT deserved a chuckleshort. I’m sure it looked awesome too as only one of my eyes is open. All I need is a bell tower “Da bells, da bells!”
August 26th, 2007 at 12:06 pm
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August 26th, 2007 at 12:14 pm
Business as Usual
Shaking his umbrella, he scanned the bar. Choosing quickly he headed for the bar.
“Scotch.â€
“Hey Jack! How’s Wall street?â€
“Same old same old,†he replied and caught her eye in the mirror.
She looked away, at nothing in particular, as his glass settled on a napkin between the two of them. She was looking at the drink when the bartender winked and walked away.
He caught her glance in the mirror as he turned toward his drink facing her.
“Wet today,†he said with a smile.
“Was that a question,†she replied with a smile, “or does it show?â€
August 26th, 2007 at 12:16 pm
How does he know she’s wet. I’m condu–
oh it’s RAINING. I get it. Don’t confuse me with these non dirty stories…
August 26th, 2007 at 12:19 pm
Okay, that definately gets a chucklesnort and barklaugh!
August 26th, 2007 at 12:20 pm
No more with the funny words. Bark laugh? That’s so awesome…
The laughing makes my brain hurt.
August 26th, 2007 at 12:33 pm
Small Town Nights
“My names Bob,†he offered a hand over their beers.
She contemplated him for a beat and took his hand saying, “Bob? Just plain Bob?â€
A player, he thought with a smile, “That’s it. Just Bob.â€
She turned on her stool, her knee nudging his, “So, Just Plain Bob, what brings you to Duluth?â€
He shifted his knee and noticed hers followed, “Ah, I’m looking for someone.â€
She took a sip of her beer and turned slightly, both knees now nestling his, “I give, Just Plain Bob. Who you looking for?â€
“It’s obvious!†he chucklesnorted and answered, “Just Plain Jane!â€
August 26th, 2007 at 12:54 pm
wow lila you got here before me? early night? hi everybody *waving* I need some coffeee, be right back.
August 26th, 2007 at 12:55 pm
You guys are cracking me up. Love the stories though, I’m still not sure I could do this. I have trouble with a 10k story and you want 100 words!!!
August 26th, 2007 at 12:56 pm
wow lila you got here before me? early night? hi everybody *waving*
August 26th, 2007 at 12:57 pm
crud didn’t mean to post that again. my kids are pushing buttons on the computer
August 26th, 2007 at 1:04 pm
Stretching the Envelope
The third floor landing looked dingy in the yellow glow of the bare bulb. He sucked her tongue then pushed it back into place with his own, his hand searching the front of her dress.
She shivered and leaned against the cracked plaster.
Sliding the top button free he reached in and cupped her breast.
She sighed, he moaned, and they broke the kiss.
She bit her lip as he leaned to the side and kissed her friend. Some safety net you turned out to be, she thought, as he freed another button and slid his hand between her thighs.
August 26th, 2007 at 1:04 pm
run away! The wee Y terrors are on the loose!
I know. Why am I awake? I only slept for like 5 min.
Samantha- you are super writer. Ms. Joyfully Recommended. You can do it!
August 26th, 2007 at 1:33 pm
Come on people, where are you all?
August 26th, 2007 at 1:38 pm
Oh my goodness, I walked in to a world turned upside down. Chaos would be an understatement. I looked around the room, broken dishes, t.v. on the floor, the pillows from the couch were all on the floor as if someone was looking for a treasure beneath. Deep breaths I tell myself, try to remain calm. Holy shit, is that food in the ceiling fan. All the nice neat folded clothes were now a messy mountain.
“I am sorry, I don’t know what happened†she pleads
Why did I ever think I could hire just one babysitter for my boys?
August 26th, 2007 at 1:46 pm
LOL!!!!!
The wee Y terrors strike in deadly silence… like Ninjas.
August 26th, 2007 at 1:46 pm
Firm mounds, covered in sift down hair, blushed pinked and white, begging for fingers to lift and caress, teeth to nibble.
“Oh yea, these are exactly what I want.â€
“Gorgeous, aren’t they?†One of the peddlers of juicy flesh asked him.
“Beautiful,†the man confirmed. “I can’t wait to pair them with some sweet cream.â€
“Mmm. Just be sure to use them soon, they’re best when fresh.â€
“Are you kidding? I can’t wait to bite into these babies.â€
“If you take them up to the front we’ll get you all taken care of.â€
The man reverently placed the peaches in his grocery basket.
August 26th, 2007 at 1:47 pm
i am a necterine gal myself, i never could get past the fuzziness of peaches *grin*
August 26th, 2007 at 1:50 pm
Southern Nights
“Yes I would,†she said and turned, striding for the double door that led to the balcony.
Setting his drink on the ledge he moved behind her as she looked at the night sky.
“And how long have you known the Jefferson’s,†he asked, one hand settling on the flare of her hip, the fingers of his other hand played in her hair.
Stepping to the side she turned and smiled, “Why, Mr. Walcott, you’re in the south! How dare you!â€
Her tone and inviting red lips belied her message and he stepped in, pulled her close, and kissed her.
August 26th, 2007 at 1:50 pm
now i really want fruit
August 26th, 2007 at 1:52 pm
good one JP
August 26th, 2007 at 2:01 pm
Hi Y! How ya been? Did I read something about Alaska back there? Is that where you live?
August 26th, 2007 at 2:35 pm
Yup, I do live in Alaska. Good to see ya JP!
August 26th, 2007 at 2:36 pm
back! I ran to the farmers market and got some yummy, firm, juicy, nectarines
August 26th, 2007 at 2:40 pm
Yum. I’m eating them and they are squishy and juicy and yummy….
August 26th, 2007 at 2:40 pm
Pinches Lila’s nectarines and salivates…
So, Y, we have the continent firmly covered from Alaska to Mexico.
August 26th, 2007 at 2:40 pm
awwwwwwwww i want some!!!!
August 26th, 2007 at 2:42 pm
I’m gonna pinch something on JP…
August 26th, 2007 at 2:44 pm
Promises promises!
Saunters off to find a mango.
August 26th, 2007 at 2:45 pm
ooooo jp, lila is gonna get you
August 26th, 2007 at 2:46 pm
You’d better watch out for your plums
August 26th, 2007 at 2:55 pm
Wonders what Little Jack Horner has to do with the price of tea in China…
August 26th, 2007 at 2:58 pm
oh.
are they grapes?
August 26th, 2007 at 3:10 pm
On Being Judgmental
“You come here often?â€
She looked around the Laundromat, a dirty pair of panties dangling from one hand, and wondered who let this guy out of the mental institute.
“Sure. Once a week.†What an idiot she thought and continued to fill her washer.
“Wow!†he yelled loud enough that the mom five machines away looked up. “Me too!â€
She shoved her quarters in and ignored him. Setting her basket on top of the machine she walked away in search of intelligence.
Finally he said, “I just wondered because you just put your dirty laundry in with my clean clothes.â€
August 26th, 2007 at 3:12 pm
Wonders if he should explain what Little Jack Horner found when he pulled out his thumb but decides not to… goes for a different tact -
Hey Lila, how ya been? Nice ta see ya again!
August 26th, 2007 at 3:12 pm
LOL JP!
August 26th, 2007 at 3:15 pm
Um. I know who little jack horner is. But I was talking about your balls, not about the Steward of the Bishop of Glastonbury.
*pets JP* it’s okay to be slow…
August 26th, 2007 at 3:18 pm
It is of being much fun to have today you with all. Fortunately unliked I must go for moments of few and something do.
Back I will be… plumbs in tact.
Nothing like literal translations…
Back in a couple of hours.
They’re all great! Have fun!
August 26th, 2007 at 3:20 pm
Shoots a dirty look over his shoulder at Lila and wonders if he can get her to lower the hand a little and pet a little harder.
EFG.
August 26th, 2007 at 3:20 pm
bye JP!
August 26th, 2007 at 3:31 pm
so is it just you and me Lila?
August 26th, 2007 at 3:32 pm
She walked through the airport, counting silently 34, 35, 36. It was like some kind of nightmare, it had to be. People walked along like the undead on a literary mission. She had to escape somehow, aha a restroom; no one would bother her there. As she walked in they were there too!
“ have you ?†one of the undead questioned as he motioned to his prize.
“oh yeah, love it†she lied
She finally escaped to her plane, she realized it was taken over and she had no where to run, she was forced to read Harry Potter.
August 26th, 2007 at 3:34 pm
LOL! Y, you crack me up, I love it! It’s so true. Yoooouuu muuuuuust reeeeaaaaad
August 26th, 2007 at 4:32 pm
Back… anyone still playing?
August 26th, 2007 at 4:32 pm
jp- stretching the envelope was awesome.
lila- peaches was fun!
Y- loved both of yours.
Here’s a little perversion in honor of summer:
Afternoon lover
The woods were still. She lay the blanket out, not bothering to shift the scattered branches. Shrugging her robe from her shoulders, she shivered with anticipation. Lying on the blanket, she slid into her lover’s arms. An upraised root cradled her head, and her fine hairs lifted with the thrill of an acorn’s nip beneath her. She spread her legs to the day’s heat, and was caressed by the dappled shade. She inhaled the smell, the earth of it, and her nipples pebbled.
August 26th, 2007 at 5:46 pm
oh well hell. i finally get off work and everyone has gone home.
le sigh.
missed y’all. lots of fun flash posted today.
(whistling and looking around the blog space.)
yup. yuppers.
hanging out here all by my lonesome.
there’s a story in that somewhere.
guess i’ll … i don’t know – get a book to read….
(trudging my tired ass back home.)
August 26th, 2007 at 6:10 pm
SURPRISE!!!!!!!!!!!!
The lights come on and we all jump around like idiots waving our half empty beer bottles around.
Yep, little lady, we just been a waiten for y’all ta show up!
August 26th, 2007 at 6:13 pm
Hi Rhian – you’re right. Kinda slow today. I think I’m the only one left and I’m working on something else right now. Y and Lila were here a while ago. I have another hour of work to do and plan on giving it a big push later this evening.
Anyway, pull up a chair and have a beer. Tell me about your day. Maybe we can get a waiter and order some munchies.
August 26th, 2007 at 6:20 pm
I am back! I was putting my twins down for a nap and then I made a couple of carrott cake loaves. What is everyone up to?
August 26th, 2007 at 6:30 pm
Guys at the Pool
“Nice ass on that oneâ€
“Sure is, would you look at that!â€
“And look at that rack!â€
“Wow!â€
“Did you see her bend over?â€
“Fuckin-A man!â€
“You got anymore of them cheese things left?â€
“And wow, is that a swimsuit or did she steal that from the dentist’s office?â€
“Got me but maybe I can get it when she’s through to clean my teeth!â€
Gals at the Pool
“Did you hear about Debbie?â€
“Sure. But did you hear about Amanda and the cable guy?â€
“Sure did. But did you know that Debbie’s husband caught her?â€
“No!â€
“Yes! Buck naked! And in the shower with the guy!â€
“Do you have another granola bar?â€
“Sure. Oh, and look at the package on that guy!â€
“Damn! Maybe it’s an overnight for me!â€
August 26th, 2007 at 6:31 pm
Not much Y! Hey, can I have half a carrot loaf?
August 26th, 2007 at 6:32 pm
awwwwww! JP – that’s so sweet. Ewww – none of that crappy american beer please – i’m a high maintenance import gal all the way!
Y – you’re a damn tease. flaunting your loaves like that!
August 26th, 2007 at 6:34 pm
Steps up to defend Y’s loaves … and hands Rian a Dos XX’s
August 26th, 2007 at 6:36 pm
LOL- Hey i make some damn good loaves….and sure JP here ya go *tossing a half* want some Rhian?
August 26th, 2007 at 6:39 pm
jp- more pool boys.
I continued my little interlude:
First her hands traced her body, then they traced the bark. The differences between them made her moan. Panting, she watched one spiked leaf drift down. When the supple leather of it landed near, she lifted it, pressed it to her lips. She feathered it down, teasing around her curves, lower. Opening herself with one hand, her skin broke out in a sweat. She kept her eyes open, staring. So magnificent. The beauty filled her heart, tightened her inside. Lower, the sharp edge brushed the tip of her. She sank, down into the earth, rooted, entwined. No one could love her like her oak.
August 26th, 2007 at 6:41 pm
Nice Mima. Makes me want autumn to cum so all the leaves fall off and I can see her naked.
August 26th, 2007 at 6:43 pm
The tantelizing memory of fresh baked carrot bread teased her, causing her mouth to drool with homerish puddles.
Damn. When was the last time she’d actually gotten to taste something homebaked? At least 8 months. Yeah, it was last Christmas. It was that fruitcake that Sally has baked that no one wanted. Some wiseass had slid it under her tree during the annual holiday party. Like she wouldn’t recognize the fruitcake that needed a forklift to move it from room to room. But in a moment of desperation on Christmas Eve morning she’d eaten. The whole thing. It hadn’t been too bad after soaking in coffee for half an hour. What was sad was that was the last home baked thing she’d eaten. Eight freakin’ months ago.
Mmmmmmm – now carrot cake would heavenly. In fact she DESERVED that carrot cake. She had SUFFERED for that carrot cake. By divine law – that carrot cake should be HERS!
Hyperventilating she ran into the kitchen and looked ontop of the fridge. Whew. Yes. The four day old, stale Supermart donut was still there!
Sighing and smiling she shoved it in her mouth. It wasn’t carrot cake but it was baked. Sorta.
August 26th, 2007 at 6:43 pm
i like it Mima.
August 26th, 2007 at 6:45 pm
Runs to the bank to ask for financing to open a bakery.
August 26th, 2007 at 6:46 pm
huh. autumn… cum. get it?
personally, i think it’s weird as hell, but it came to me. (OMG! an idea!!!) so i used it.
did you notice the food theme that seemed to develop today? are acorns edible? pigs eat them i think.
August 26th, 2007 at 6:46 pm
LOL
August 26th, 2007 at 6:47 pm
gah! sorry about the typos. brain mush from work.
thanks for the dosXXs JP- love me some mexican beer!
Hi mima – what’s playing on the ipod tonight?
August 26th, 2007 at 7:02 pm
Commute
Looking over the top of his newspaper he let his gaze linger.
Noticing his stare, and more importantly, that he wasn’t hiding it, she made a show of uncrossing her legs.
The edge of his newspaper bounced as Amtrak carried them home.
Just what would he do, she wondered?
Deciding to find out she placed her hand, palm down, on her skirt and curled the tips of her fingers under the hem. She watched his newspaper slowly fall as she tugged up.
She almost laughed at his mouth hanging open.
“Tickets!â€
The spell was broken, his newspaper back in place.
August 26th, 2007 at 7:05 pm
true story, only the war was going on in my head. i was very bummed after.
“wait, just waitâ€
“ I don’t’ want to waitâ€
“just waitâ€
“ but I am ready NOW’
“ but it is not time yetâ€
“close enoughâ€
“no, just be patientâ€
“you know how good I am at thatâ€
“try harderâ€
“that’s it I can’t wait any longerâ€
“yes it will be worth it I promiseâ€
“ no, I can’t. Here goes…â€
“noooooooooooooooooooooâ€
The over eager student looked at the teacher and arched her eyebrow in a very I-know-what-I-am-doing way. He was too late and she poured the cream in too early ruining what would have been a beautiful gananche.
August 26th, 2007 at 7:06 pm
OMG I TOTALLY FELL ASLEEP
i love naps.
Rhi and Mima are here. YAY!
August 26th, 2007 at 7:07 pm
Wait Y! Just wait! Check the spelling on that. I think it would be gonads, not ganache… chuckle chuckle chuckle.
Nice build up!
August 26th, 2007 at 7:08 pm
Y- that was too fun. As someone who doesn’t cook (I believe in letting professionals handle things like that) i assuming adding cream to early is bad?
August 26th, 2007 at 7:08 pm
JP, I love the newspaper on the train one!
August 26th, 2007 at 7:11 pm
LOL love the Commute one JP.
August 26th, 2007 at 7:16 pm
JP! I just saw that gonad comment….you dirty thing you *grin*
August 26th, 2007 at 7:21 pm
The Convenience of Inconvenience
He thrust again penning her to the cold steel wall.
She sighed and he nibbled her ear.
His hand found a knee and pulled it up hooking her leg around his waist. Another hard thrust and she raised the other leg.
“My…,†she panted.
He pushed deep.
“Name…,†she gasped.
He slid in again, harder.
“Is…,†came out in a sigh.
He pounded hard and froze, his hands shoving her bra up so he could suck a nipple as he filled her.
“Amber!â€
With a jerk the elevator started moving again and they fell apart quickly finding buttons and zippers.
August 26th, 2007 at 7:22 pm
Did I say hi Lila? Sorry, I was stuck in the elevator with… ahhh… Amber. Well, I think she said Amber. Maybe it was Kimmie.
August 26th, 2007 at 7:26 pm
omg you were the one my roomate was making out in the elevator with? Dirty boy.
August 26th, 2007 at 7:42 pm
jp! i have the perfect pic for that story but it’s gif and i can’t share it. let me try grabbing a link… hi rhian. the song my brain is giving me tonight is : in the jungle the mighty jungle the lion sleeps tonight (weemowop, weemowop)… what’s playing with you?
August 26th, 2007 at 7:44 pm
back in 15 … finishing something
August 26th, 2007 at 7:44 pm
AGGGGGHHHHH MIMA! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT, NOW IT’S IN MY HEAD.
AGGGHHHH
“eeeeee, EEEEE, eeeeee, eee, E. E mo mo ma way…”
August 26th, 2007 at 7:45 pm
http://www.flickr.com/photos/johoney/482489406/
August 26th, 2007 at 8:10 pm
College Dayz
He slid from between the sheets and stood in the dark, his morning woody waving languidly. Looking back at the bed he saw a bare rump peeking out and a wild mop of red hair on the pillow.
A dorm room. Right, she brought me back to her place.
A survey of the floor didn’t turn up his jeans.
A soft moan and the mop of red hair moved. Searching the floor again, he heard another moan and short pixie curls appeared at the bare rump.
He froze; she looked across her room mate’s bottom and grinned.
“Morning…â€
“April,†she supplied.
August 26th, 2007 at 8:17 pm
Lol. Sp JP was one of those boys back in the college days.
August 26th, 2007 at 8:22 pm
lol.looks like i missed out, skipping college…i mean lucked out.
August 26th, 2007 at 8:24 pm
I seem to remember someone (Y) telling a story about being almost caught in the act…
August 26th, 2007 at 8:27 pm
WHAT??? i recall no such thing
August 26th, 2007 at 8:28 pm
I DO! You… and the future hubby… almost caught by the co…
or is that just in my head?
August 26th, 2007 at 8:33 pm
Y was just giving head? wait, what’s going on here. I was distracted!
August 26th, 2007 at 8:37 pm
Ladies, as always, it has been a blast. I do love freestyle!
Lila, Rhian, Y, Mima, and all the rest. I’m packin it in for the night. I hope y’all invite me back sometime. And I’ll bring the tequila.
August 26th, 2007 at 8:39 pm
I just followed the link Mima. Damn, I write good. I’d a mentioned the tat if I’d had more words ta work with. Lol.
Thanks
August 26th, 2007 at 8:39 pm
oh you two! i would love to have your imagination!
August 26th, 2007 at 8:40 pm
Bye JP! Thanks for coming to play today. It’s always a pleasure. *wink*
August 26th, 2007 at 8:40 pm
hi y’all – i’m back. big mean nasty thunderstorm shut down everything. snuck up on me it did.
now my beer is warm damn it.
Mima – i’m listening to “Best of Bowie” Rebel, Rebel.
August 26th, 2007 at 8:41 pm
wait! wait! JP! My fresh beer?!?!?!?
August 26th, 2007 at 8:42 pm
*racking brain, did i really let that slip?*
August 26th, 2007 at 8:42 pm
And you all think earthquakes are bad. The storms the south east gets scare the crap out of me.
August 26th, 2007 at 8:43 pm
Y – you know my superpower is coaxing people into telling me stuff they never tell anyone else. I think it was the same night we argued about who was fatter. (Me, incase anyone is wondering. And it’s Y’s fault for sending me freaking cookies)
August 26th, 2007 at 8:44 pm
…under pressure…
August 26th, 2007 at 8:45 pm
jean genie
August 26th, 2007 at 8:47 pm
The jean genie lives on his back
The jean genie loves chimney stacks
Hes outrageous, he screams and he bawls
Jean genie let yourself go!
EVERYBODY SING!
August 26th, 2007 at 8:48 pm
deny deny deny that is the key!
August 26th, 2007 at 8:49 pm
LOL Lila
August 26th, 2007 at 8:50 pm
Hes so simple minded he cant drive his module
He bites on the neon and sleeps in the capsule
Loves to be loved, loves to be loved
Woh ho
Woh ho
August 26th, 2007 at 8:52 pm
Now I really want to watch labyrinth.
“The babe with the power
what power…”
August 26th, 2007 at 9:00 pm
ooooooooooo i haven’t seen that in forever!
August 26th, 2007 at 9:02 pm
“what power?
They power of voodoo..”
August 26th, 2007 at 9:04 pm
oh hell – it’s 10pm here wenches. i gotta get up uber early in the morning and bust ass. have a great rest of the night!
August 26th, 2007 at 9:06 pm
“who do
you do”
August 26th, 2007 at 9:06 pm
bye bye rhi!
The east coast has fallen. The middle has fallen. The last vestige of hope remains with the west coasters. As per usual it seems to be up to us to keep the party going.
August 26th, 2007 at 9:07 pm
LOL. that scene where the lil dudes legs danced off on their own, that used to freak me out.
August 26th, 2007 at 9:40 pm
The monsters have been having sex for, like, 5 chapters.
I think i need plot.
August 26th, 2007 at 9:47 pm
sex isn’t the plot?
August 26th, 2007 at 9:48 pm
it’s not supposed to be.
August 26th, 2007 at 10:07 pm
*channeling pooh bear* think think think
August 26th, 2007 at 10:08 pm
hehehe. I will ponder.. And I also need to finish this anal sex scene. Then they can have plot. Right now this is the plot.
August 27th, 2007 at 1:43 am
Hey guys, I got here late (hate living backwards) but I snagged a couple to put on my blog with a “where I went today”
Lila – anal sex scene? You left us hanging with that? Yes, sex can be plot but aren’t you going to share?
Earthquakes don’t happen every season but when they do happen – watch out.
Dang, can’t find who wanted home-baked goodies. My MIL makes the bestest brownies, my daughter does snickerdoodles and I’ve got a recipe for pumpkin cake that is so wonderful the kid who doesn’t eat anything loves it.
~waves~ Have a great week! Hope to be here earlier next week.
Gina