The Stimulus Package

**Darragha Foster** · #1 February 25th, 2009, 09:59 AM

a new story by Darragha (and possibly others...) about a well-endowed young man who brings life back into the party.

Wanna play?

Gem Sivad · #2 February 25th, 2009, 10:00 AM

I always like to play. Where's the party?

Alanna Coca · #3 February 25th, 2009, 11:23 AM

LOVE the title hehe

**Mike** · #4 February 25th, 2009, 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alanna Coca

LOVE the title hehe

Yeah, got me

**Virginia Cavanaugh** · #5 February 25th, 2009, 04:54 PM

LOL. Well the title got me.

**Darragha Foster** · #6 February 25th, 2009, 08:30 PM

Barry Field walked into the bar and nonchalantly adjusted the Hickory Farms Beef Log of a dick he'd been blessed with. Or cursed with. It was a matter of opinion. He was pretty sure his father had lost a bet with the All Mighty to have been endowed with a member of not only great size, but great magic. Yes, he shook his head every time he thought about the fact, he had a magic member. He was the epidemy of romance novel heroes and bane of reviewers.

He might as well don a too-too and prance about like the sugar plum fairy, because the waving of his penis had the same effect. Wishes were granted. Lives awakened and became active. He literally, had a stimulus package.

To be continued....

debbie_d · #7 February 25th, 2009, 08:33 PM

Ohh, I like this kind of package....

Savanna Kougar · #8 February 26th, 2009, 02:53 AM

Now, that's my kind of stimulus package... especially if it grants wishes...

Alanna Coca · #9 February 26th, 2009, 12:15 PM

Darragha, Do we write the next paragraph or are you?

Roscoe James · #10 February 26th, 2009, 12:49 PM

Of course... you have to wait for things to, ah, bottom out. Then you slot the package... and wait for things to... er, get going.

debbie_d · #11 February 26th, 2009, 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roscoe James

Of course... you have to wait for things to, ah, bottom out. Then you slot the package... and wait for things to... er, get going.

**Darragha Foster** · #12 February 26th, 2009, 07:29 PM

Barry's member sometimes acted like a homing beacon, forcing him into various situations it deemed suitable and in need of stimulation. The bartender was his dick's target this time. The man had just gone through a divorce and was contemplating walking away from his livelihood, his kids, his ex-wife's issues and the emotions plaguing him every time he watched his dishwasher bend over the sink. Sweet little Latino--barely twenty. And male.

Yeah, the super-dick's mission was to stimulate that part of the bartender that needed to kick his ass out of the closet and into a life without secrets--or regrets.

To be continued...

Alanna Coca · #13 February 26th, 2009, 10:20 PM

Super Dick to the rescue!!

*swoon* my hero!

**Darragha Foster** · #14 February 26th, 2009, 11:22 PM

He'll be back tomorrow. He passed out. All the blood rushed to his erection.

Alanna Coca · #15 February 26th, 2009, 11:29 PM

he needs cpr? pick me!

Savanna Kougar · #16 February 27th, 2009, 02:32 AM

Super Dick to the rescue... I want to see the cape!

**Darragha Foster** · #17 February 27th, 2009, 10:38 PM

"Beer. Whatever's on tap," Barry said. He slid up on the bar stool. His jeans were kind of tight, and he admitted, his ass perhaps a little too wide, for a night of sitting on a bar stool. Still, he needed to connect with the man behind the counter. How else does one get to know a bar tender? Rob him in the alley when he takes out the trash?

**Darragha Foster** · #18 February 28th, 2009, 01:41 PM

The barkeep passed Barry a frothy stein and nodded a polite, "Hello."
Barry lifted the stein to his lips, but before drinking, said softly, "So what's a guy like you doing in a dive like this?"
The bartender laughed. "New here, huh?"
Barry nodded.
"I own the joint. At least until my ex gets her hooks into it. Then it will probably be a chick bar or nail salon."
Barry held out his hand. "I'm Barry."
The bartender shook his hand. "Mackenzie. Mac for short."

Alanna Coca · #19 February 28th, 2009, 01:51 PM

*Sitting on the barstool next to Barry to listen in*

**Darragha Foster** · #20 February 28th, 2009, 01:54 PM

Encourage him....

Alanna Coca · #21 February 28th, 2009, 02:09 PM

So...maybe if I slide my hand up his thigh, that might get the super dick going?

**Darragha Foster** · #22 February 28th, 2009, 03:52 PM

"Look, Alanna," Barry said. "Give me a minute. You're next on my list. First, I gotta get this big guy here stimulated. Want to help me?"

Alanna Coca · #23 February 28th, 2009, 04:01 PM

Alanna waited until Mac's attention was on another customer, "Of course, Barry. You know I'm always here for you," she whispered. "What can I do?"

**Darragha Foster** · #24 February 28th, 2009, 07:04 PM

Barry took a sip of beer. "Unbutton your blouse a little. The girls are looking particularly perky tonight. Just get his juices flowing. I'll do the rest. In fact, you can watch, if you want."

Alanna smiled. "When are you going to let me join in?" She stuck out her lower lip in a cute little pout.

**Darragha Foster** · #25 March 1st, 2009, 12:17 PM

Barry shot Alanna a look he knew would make her quiver down to her toes. "When it's your turn, baby. The magic can only happen one soul at a time."

Alanna scoffed. "I think the government is going to get their stimulus package out the door before I ever get to be compensated by yours!"

Alanna Coca · #26 March 1st, 2009, 12:30 PM

(heehee!)

Still pouting, she did as Barry suggested and released the top three buttons on her blouse.

**Darragha Foster** · #27 March 3rd, 2009, 08:11 AM

That got his attention. The barkeep leaned forward, casting a wistful glance at Alanna's cleavage. "How are you this fine evening?"

Alanna Coca · #28 March 3rd, 2009, 11:54 AM

Alanna leaned forward as well, propping her bosom on her forearms, and looking at him through a screen of heavy lashes. "You want me to tell you, Mac? Or show you..."

**Darragha Foster** · #29 March 4th, 2009, 04:48 PM

Barry smiled to himself. Alanna was a gifted young pupil. "Hey, girl...back down from my boy here or he won't be able to serve anyone anything."

Mac glanced at Barry. "I can dish it up with the best of them."

Barry leaned in. "Do you serve it up on both sides of the counter?"

Alanna giggled. "God, I hope so."

Mac nodded. "Oh, yeah."

Alanna Coca · #30 March 5th, 2009, 11:33 AM

"You know, Mac," Alanna stirred her fruity drink, "You've been moping around here like a basset hound for weeks. Someone needs to drag you into that kitchen," she nodded toward the sink, "and put a smile on your face."

Alanna Coca · #31 March 9th, 2009, 03:10 PM

(Alanna's fruity drink is melting)

**Darragha Foster** · #32 March 9th, 2009, 07:19 PM

Mac smiled. "It's hot in the kitchen."
Alanna noticed that Mac wasn't addressing her, but Barry.

**Darragha Foster** · #33 March 10th, 2009, 07:46 PM

"Mac," Barry said. "It's time you had some fun. You look to me like a man who's been doing nothing but frowning for years. You need to get your juices flowing again. Do something to stimulate your soul."

"Yeah, like what?" Mac asked.

Alanna cocked her head slightly, hoping Barry's reply would include her.

"Close up early and let's go out on the town. You, me and maybe this sweet thing right here."

"Third wheel? Not me, man," Mac said.

"Triad," Barry replied.

Mac smiled. "Yeah, all right. I can close up at ten."

Alanna giggled. "I think I'll like being escorted by two men tonight."

Alanna Coca · #34 March 10th, 2009, 08:12 PM

(Woo hoooo good 'ol Alanna is in for some FUN!)

**Darragha Foster** · #35 March 14th, 2009, 12:20 PM

I've taken this up at the blog...join me! Barry can't do it alone!