Something to ponder

**Darragha Foster** · #1 March 18th, 2009, 08:53 AM

Why can velociraptors open doors and zombies can't? This is the question we asked ourselves after watching "Quarantined."

debbie_d · #2 March 18th, 2009, 11:13 AM

Because.....

dunno

**Serena Shay** · #3 March 18th, 2009, 12:05 PM

Do zombies suffer from brain rot, I wonder?

Gem Sivad · #4 March 18th, 2009, 02:32 PM

I love LSB. The level of discourse is always so elevated.

My thoughts on the topic of brain-rotting zombies who can't open doors.

Further investigation will have to be conducted before a final conclusion is drawn.

*

I frequently feel like a zombie with a rotting brain, but i can still open doors.*

**Mike** · #5 March 18th, 2009, 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gem Sivad

I love LSB. The level of discourse is always so elevated.

That it is, in fact I just learned something new. There is a life form which I can out-perform first thing in the morning. Yeah, I can open doors even in that emerging ooze state.

Oh hang on, that's more of a not-life form, isn't it? Damn, the search for a lesser morning being rolls on...

As for velocity trapdoors, where's the mystery? Their name suggests they're probably the best door openers on the planet.

Gem Sivad · #6 March 18th, 2009, 05:24 PM

*Puzzled, pacing, pondering...*

Yes, yes, I think I agree... if the vector quantity mirrors the magnitude of direction of motion there is the possibility of a sliding portal. Hmmmm.

debbie_d · #7 March 18th, 2009, 06:22 PM

Savanna Kougar · #8 March 19th, 2009, 02:54 AM

Hmmm... zombies... who can figure 'em? And definitely I'd choose a raptor, velocity or not.