Torture during sex

**Darragha Foster** · #1 August 23rd, 2007, 09:24 PM

True story...not for the squeamish or feint of heart.

The husband and I are riding the hobby horse earlier this evening. Kid's at work. Hey! We have an hour to ourselves.

We're used to sharing the bed with the 13-year old miniature dachshund. He just kind of looks up and rolls over and goes back to sleep. The 13 week old kitten, however...oh, my. Anything that moves is a toy. Anything. Excuse me...let me repeat that...A N Y T H I N G.

Here we are going for a little rotisserie action and the cat starts stalking us. We say, "Teague, no!" Yeah, right. There's no reasoning with a kitten.

First, she grabbed hold of my right leg. Bite! I yelled, disrupted the rhythm we were in, the husband moved and kitty saw something else worth attacking. Let me tell you, it brought a whole new meaning to the term "cock and ball play."

We don't call her Hell-Cat for nothing. The banishment of the cat from the inner sanctum is at hand.

**Dee S. Knight** · #2 August 24th, 2007, 07:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Darragha Foster

The banishment of the cat from the inner sanctum is at hand.

I'd say she's lucky kitten up against the wall wasn't at hand. OUCH!

Dee

**Shayla Kersten** · #3 August 24th, 2007, 08:44 AM

*snorts coffee laughing* I should know better than to read the boards while drinking...

**Mima** · #4 August 24th, 2007, 10:57 AM

kittens are the best!
well ok, dangly bits are the best, but kittens are a close second.
How can you bear to separate them?!

Blaise Kilgallen · #5 August 24th, 2007, 11:01 AM

Fun...eee!
Blaise

Rachel Fox · #6 August 24th, 2007, 12:02 PM

Darr --

I had to laugh since our cat sits there at the edge of the bed with a bored look on her face that says "they're at it -- again!" However, she does seem to be waiting until I stop playing with the, uh, dangly parts so that she can get a closer look. Tom usually knocks her on the floor when she starts inching her way towards them. Some day, I am sure, the intrepid hunter will score -- I just don't want to be there when it happens. LOL

Hope hubby is okay.

Rachel

April Martinez · #7 August 24th, 2007, 01:05 PM

Tsk. Peeping tom cats!

Rachel Fox · #8 August 24th, 2007, 06:56 PM

I told my hubby 'bout this -- his question was claws or teeth?

Our kitty has no front claws -- so the little paw trying to bat the dangly parts is not so bad -- it's the teeth he gets worried about. Of course, today, she was chewing through the Sun Chips bag to get to the chips -- she will eat anything. LOL

Rachel

**Darragha Foster** · #9 August 25th, 2007, 12:31 AM

Teeth and claws. She's Hell-Cat. He pounces and bites. We are trying to break her of this habit, incidentally. The moment DH screamed, cat went running. He's fine. Cat is fine. Doors to the bedroom are going to get closed from now on

Rachel Fox · #10 August 25th, 2007, 03:11 PM

Glad to hear there was no permanent damage.

Rachel

**Robin Danner** · #11 September 1st, 2007, 12:10 PM

So sorry, Darr! My two doggies usually just roll their eyes and retreat to a different room.

**Darragha Foster** · #12 September 1st, 2007, 12:19 PM

The cat is calming down a bit, and we kick her out of the boudoir now

**Kayelle Allen** · #13 September 7th, 2007, 10:09 PM

LOL ... reading this a week later. Can imagine hubby looking around the room carefully before getting frisky.

Hmm, isn't friskies a cat food? *giggles again*

**Jennifer Leeland** · #14 April 10th, 2008, 07:03 PM

OMG!!!!! I had my dog stick her nose in my ass just last weekend.
What IS that with pets?
Ugh!

**Darragha Foster** · #15 April 10th, 2008, 07:06 PM

The cat is HUGE now and doesn't care any longer what of our body parts are wiggling. She just looks at us with complete disinterest.

She was four months old when I posted this. She's now a year old. Good kitty

Poor Lyle (my 14 year old mini Dachshund)

Savanna Kougar · #16 April 11th, 2008, 02:50 AM

Big Kitty enjoying her complete control of the situation.

**Darragha Foster** · #17 April 11th, 2008, 11:01 AM

The series of photos shows her completely domineering poor Lyle. He lets her groom him, etc., and doesn't complain until she goes for his hoo-hoo or his nose. Teague is twice his size by weight and volume.

All hail Queen Teague. Ball killer, dachshund cleaner and mistress of all.

Rachel Fox · #18 April 11th, 2008, 01:34 PM

Love the cat, Darr. My Oliver was huge (poor kitty is in Cat Food Heaven now) just like your kitty. He'd sit on my lap (well, he sprawled over my lap) and my legs would go numb. LOL

Rachel

**Jennifer Leeland** · #19 April 13th, 2008, 11:29 AM

I was going to say.
I guess we know who wields the whip in THAT relationship.

*meow* SNAP!

**Darragha Foster** · #20 April 13th, 2008, 12:24 PM

Again: poor Lyle