Mrs. Wizard's Sex Toys

**Mima** · #1 July 4th, 2007, 11:08 PM

So bummed. Sitting around the house without fireworks due to the first rain we've had in 2 months and I'm working on scene. So i need some sex toys and they can't be bought, and i'm thinking, what's laying around the setting I can use? Well, I look around.

Let me tell you, growing up catholic and highly sexed = creativity

So what great sex toys have you used from around the house?
Food doesn't count.

1. Candles. They're not very hygenic, because they hold dust. New ones work, but when you clean them, it leaves evidence that's hard to explain.

2. Wine bottles. Ever since a really awful sadistic movie I saw, I just shudder to think of using them. (cook, thief, wife, and her lover= don't watch it

)

3. Hair brush- as long as the bristles have those little protector thingys.

4. Eyeglass leashes- hard to find ones that have a big enough loop, but possible. Excellent nipple lasso.

5. Pillows were the easiest and the best. Stuffed animals ONLY if they weren't my favorites because i anthropomorphize my stuff. Angora sweaters, or if the mood takes you, your scatchiest tweed wool.

**Darragha Foster** · #2 July 5th, 2007, 05:11 PM

http://furry.wikia.com/wiki/PafCon

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Stuffed animals ONLY if they weren't my favorites because i anthropomorphize my stuff

Rachel Fox · #3 July 5th, 2007, 06:13 PM

Mima --

Cucumbers, an obvious one.

All sizes available.

Sleep Mask
Clothes line -- the old cotton kind, not the plastic kind.
Tracing wheel from my old sewing basket (watch it, it can be too sharp, use light hand)

Whipped Cream -- they have chocolate and low-calorie now!
Tie-downs (for securing things on cars and such) -- use your imagination
plastic spatulas

Okay, I'm done for now.

Rachel

**Darragha Foster** · #4 July 5th, 2007, 06:21 PM

Seen "Stripes?" What about an egg beater?

**Shara Lanel** · #5 July 5th, 2007, 09:19 PM

Pantyhose, trouser socks, ice cubes, cell phone set to vibrate...

The egg beater scares me and it took me a minute to think of a use for a plastic spatula!

Shara

**Celine Chatillon** · #6 July 5th, 2007, 10:40 PM

Yes, the vibrating cell phone is a lot of fun!

Not too keen on the vegetables... they get soggy fairly easily.

**Mima** · #7 July 5th, 2007, 11:07 PM

Awesome, ladies.

Pantyhose? Gotta help me out Shara, cause I dont get that one. As in the sensation ala angora, or as a tie down? I *despise* wearing pantyhose. I once bought a bodystocking thinking it would be so sexy, and it was utterly creepy. I like to be constricted in corsets, but that was just scratchy and uncomfortable.

I wasn't going to go into food, but as for Celine's soggy comment... I had a friend who was using a peeled banana once, and it broke off and got stuck. She tried to fish it out, but it would just squish higher! Oh, how we laughed. She threatened that she was going to make me suck it out, cause she had no special person to do that for her. I told her to get a fondue fork and go fishing. To this day she won't tell me how she got it out...

**Darragha Foster** · #8 July 6th, 2007, 01:15 AM

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Not too keen on the vegetables

I have salad sex in Mooncusser Cove and The Orca King, II. Clearly, you have not been paying enough attention to the veggie aisle, dear.

**Vivien Dean** · #9 July 6th, 2007, 12:23 PM

In lieu of clamps, there's always clothespins, too. Not nearly as pretty, but effective.

Vivien

**Celine Chatillon** · #10 July 6th, 2007, 02:37 PM

I'm still putting the vibrating cell phone as the number one non-official sex toy out there. It IS a lot of fun to have a friend call your number on vibrate!

**Mima** · #11 July 7th, 2007, 11:31 AM

i'm thinking of those girls who bling their's out with studded diamonds. hmmmmmm...

**Jennifer Leeland** · #12 April 4th, 2008, 01:43 PM

Mima I'm reading this and laughing my ass off.

On Passionate Ink Forum, there was a thread just like this called "Pervertables" LOL.

I like those little hair clips for nipple clamps.

**Savanna Kougar** · #13 April 5th, 2008, 03:08 AM

That was a fun and very educational thread on Passionate Ink.

**Darragha Foster** · #14 April 6th, 2008, 11:57 AM

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So what great sex toys have you used from around the house?

Only my husband.

**Celine Chatillon** · #15 April 6th, 2008, 01:06 PM

LOL Darr!!! Sounds like a great "boy toy" there!

**Darragha Foster** · #16 April 6th, 2008, 06:24 PM

Not 30 minutes ago:

I said, "JERR didn't review Polishing Saber because it wasn't romantic enough. I'm going to take a nap."

His reply (not what's JERR, or polish my what? or ??): Great! Let's *&(^.

He is a big boy toy. And he expects me to play with him often.

**Mima** · #17 April 6th, 2008, 06:27 PM

as fun as they are, i'm not allowing men to be categorized as actual toys. I'm intending this to be inanimate objects. ala hair brush, wine bottle, rubber bands...

darr... always with the edge of the rules...

Rachel Fox · #18 April 6th, 2008, 06:30 PM

Saran Wrap -- or any other shrink wrap-- use your imagination.

Rachel

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Originally Posted by Mima

as fun as they are, i'm not allowing men to be categorized as actual toys. I'm intending this to be inanimate objects.

**Darragha Foster** · #19 April 6th, 2008, 06:43 PM

Hand cream.

**Celine Chatillon** · #20 April 7th, 2008, 01:32 PM

Yes, the hand cream can work wonders. Hitting that middle age portion of my life, I find that good ol' fashioned K-Y is a godsend, too.

**AJ Matthews** · #21 April 7th, 2008, 03:23 PM

(Looks up from keyboard where he's slaving over re-writes. Blinks - ) Um... cordless electric razor?

**Darragha Foster** · #22 April 7th, 2008, 03:28 PM

Oh, yes....the electric razor sans blade....

**Celia Kyle** · #23 April 28th, 2008, 02:17 PM

KY? NOOOO! Go buy ID Glide or even Babeland's "house" lube. Much better. *nods*

Wait. What was the question?

Ce